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You've asked the questions and here are the answers. If you have a great question and don't see the answer here, please let me know. Can you design a cartoon for me for free? Sorry, but I cannot afford to design any cartoons for free. Cartooning is actually part of my profession and without it, I can't pay for my mortgage, my 4Runner payment, my cell phone, my cable service, groceries, diapers, gas, my country club dues, golf clubs, Apple computers, trips to Key West, jewelry for my wife, hot tub chemicals, my maid and my 44 oz. teas from Sonic. How do you make money cartooning? I don't draw for free! What advise do you have for a beginner? Draw, draw, draw, draw, draw, draw, draw and after that, draw a little bit more. When you've done that 1000 times come back and read this answer again. How much is a cartoon design? Cartoon design rates are based on company size plus scope of usage times complexity minus negotiation skills. See my cartoon design rate page for sample prices. Will you trade links with me? I would love to. Send me your info and I will get back with you. If you do not hear from me in one year I have lost your email. Please contact me again. (I'm not joking) Are you hiring? Not really, but if you can draw exactly like me and you are willing to work for three bucks an hour, I'd like to speak with you. Why aren't your cartoons funny? Send me your physical home address and I'll have someone come over and give you a detailed explanation. I can't pay right now, what should I do? No problem! Just send me the exact amount that you owe, in cash, and I promise I will not spend it until you tell me to. I'm here to please. Why do I have to pay 50% down? You pay 50% up front because I have spent as much as 10 hours on a design and had the client decide they no longer were interested in the project. As low and dirty as that sounds it happened on enough occasions that I could no longer profit without requiring the 50% retainer fee. Can I copy artwork from your site? No. Without permission you may not copy or use any art from this or any web site. If you don't understand please read the copyright page. I have tracked down and closed web sites that have used my cartoons illegally. |
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I'm
searching for a hard to find cartoon picture, can you help me find it?
Maybe. I will point you in the best direction if I do not have the picture in my archives. If you can't find it, you can always hire me to create it. Just a thought.
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